An brief open letter to March 13th:
Snowflakes, March 13th? Does that seem like the way a day that occupies the spot one week before the start of spring should be behaving? Well, let me tell you, March 13th, no, it is not.
You are making my Winter Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome much worse.
And while we’re at it… 19 degrees, March 13th? It’s just not done. Stop it. You are out of line.
That is all.