I have had a crush on the Prince of Spain since I was a little girl and lived there for six months at the age of seven. I mean… who wouldn’t want to marry a prince? The old ladies, my aunts and their friends, used to say to me, “The prince is just a few years older than you. Maybe when you grow up you’ll marry him.” They didn’t explain that whole “commoner” barrier, god love them.
Today I found out he’s finally going to be king when his father abdicates after forty years on the throne. (I could finally be the queen I’ve always known I was meant to be). Then I found out Prince Felipe is now 46 years old. What?!? How old am I then?
Oh, right, never mind.