In Writing
  • If Dawn dish detergent is strong enough to wash petroleum off birds, should I really be putting it on my hands?
  • If we “build that wall,” will it be high enough to keep out airplanes? Or have they just not thought through that part of the plan?
  • Why must drug disclaimers on TV ads be so terrifying? When you tell me that a drug that’s supposed to clear up psoriasis may also cause botulism of the eyeball, gangrene, suicidal tendencies and sudden death, I think I’ll just stick with the psoriasis, thanks.
  • Why did spinning around until we were dizzy feel like such a good idea in childhood? Because we hadn’t discovered vodka?
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