Because, you know, the Port Authority isn’t bad enough on its own.
Initial reports seem unclear but someone posted that some clown left a box with toy granades. Freaking hilarious, loser! Wow, that’s just so clever.
Pardon me while I indulge in just the teensiest rant about it. While there is no accounting for idiots, I can’t help but think that the wall-to-wall coverage the Boston bombing has gotten is going to inspire stunts like this one. My only comfort is that the surveillance cameras I loathe are going to help identify this rocket scientist before I wake up tomorrow morning. Or, let’s be charitable and assume that the homeless lady who carts around 8 suitcases maybe just accidentally left one behind.
The one highlight of an otherwise truly unfunny situation? The quote attributed to a cop investigating at the scene: “No one would have been injured unless the box landed on your head.” Oh, New York’s Finest, how your dry humor amuses me.
